Gee, if all of the miracles in the Bile are true, there must be overwhelming evidence in the world's records?

Yeah, I mean, we do have all the records ever written, preserved and locked away in air-tight compartments. Nothing ever gets destroyed, especially not dried out parchment or papyri. Oh, yeah, and those darn Hyskos, man, I mean the Egyptians didn't want people knowing foreigners ruled their land! The nearest printing press was in Memphis--not too far away. Also, I believe that they must have lived in a print dominant rather than oral dominant culture, so the rate of literacy and written records must have been high. Carl Sagan believed there were aliens in the universe! Pretty extraordinary claim, huh! And, you know, with all the twittting going on, those historians of the world probably got the news about Jesus lightning quick!